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System vs Rebirth
by Fixten
After Stargaze Family executed his family, Noel Ardagan embarked on his journey, restoring his family name with the help of a System. "What? How the heck did she get it before me? The system told me that I'm the only one who knows about it!" Noel Ardagan cursed in anger, "That conniving murdering woman!""At this point in time, only I should be aware about this tomb. But how did he find out about it?" Anna Stargaze, even after her reincarnation, couldn’t comprehend Noel's actions.The clash betwee…
Maids VS Apocalypse
by Nomanalive
How long can one ignore the voices in their head?Nine years. To Mark, that was the limit. For the majority of his life, Mark White has been fighting a constant battle for his sanity. The voices in his head pushed him toward madness one whisper at a time, and the music he used to ward against them was gradually losing its effects. As his mental state slowly deteriorated, Mark spent more of his time working on a game he had been developing and lamenting his lack of romantic experience. One night, …
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl
by Zehell2218
I'm worthless but now priceless -Tan Hua---------Do you know a reincarnation in modern times with a cliche plot?A super talented woman. Betrayed by best friend. Cheated by her dear fiance. A broken family. Luckily she is spoiled by the cool ML and the gentle second ML. She also got her revenge!Ahhh super cliche, no? But still! Isn't it exciting? A lot of girls fawned over this kind of cliche drama and Tan Hua, a talented young fashion designer is also not an exception.But...will it still be exci…
Bad Girl VS Bad Boy
by SpringLoveyy
Gue Andrea Kellisha Winanta, cewek petakilan dan ga bisa diam. Senakal - nakalnya gue, gue ga suka sama yang namanya alkohol dan rokok. Kalau sampai gue liat cowok nge-rokok atau minum, sifat preman gue keluar. Hari pertama gue jadi siswi di SMA Jingga, gue lihat segerombolan cowok di kantin dan itu pun masih jam pertama. Sebenarnya waktu itu gue di hukum gara - gara terlambat sekolah. Tapi bodo amatlah, dan yah... sekarang gue di kantin lihat segerombolan cowok itu di meja pojokan, dan salah sa…
Alphas And Omegas: Boys Only
by Zarkia_Blair
I just published "Master's Puppy" on Amazon - MM DARK MAFIA ROMANCE.Completed MM/GAY Mafia Ties Series on AlphaNovel App by Zarkia Blair ( Book 1: Golf Player anD Mafia Boss 76 Chapters & Book 2: Mafia Student and His Professor 78 Chapter & Book 3: Sniper and His Captain 49 Chapters(Ongoing) )Diego:He hates me.I see it in the way he glares.Feels it in the way he follows me like a shadow.But I won’t break.I didn’t come here to be stepped on — not by anyone.Especially not by him.Bruce:He’s troubl…
The Alpha VS The Beta
by Vienna_Gu
Lucia is a woman who is kind, humble, beautiful, also sweet. Meanwhile, Diana is an arrogant woman, although from the outside she looked beautiful, but her heart was not as beautiful as her outer appearance. Diana is Arya's fiance who had an affair with Ryan.One day, Arya reunited with Lucia in Greece while they were on vacation there. Then, Arya approached Lucia, but suddenly an earthquake and then a tsunami dragged them into the sea.A few hours later, Arya woke up in a strange room with a diff…
Boys of RDA
by Megan Matthews
A contemporary romance series full of hot nerds from USA TODAY Bestselling Author Megan Matthews. San Francisco is heating up this summer.With grad school under my belt I’m ready to start the next chapter of my life. San Francisco is a brand-new city. I have an amazing apartment, a new job, family, and friends to keep me occupied. Life in the city will be easy. Or at least it would if I could figure out why my heart skips a beat every time I see my hot neighbor.Handsome, funny, and always around…
Boys Love Boys
by AnneGarcezz
Will always believed that boys couldn't cry, express their feelings, and admire another boy's beauty. He had always believed so many things, but ever since he was invited to perform in a Boyslove series alongside Nate, his world was rocked, and his certainties were gone.
Yandere Vs Yandere
by Chestnutriceeee
The two rising stars of the empire. The once-in-a-millennium wizard, and the incarnation of the war goddess knight.With family, society, history, and even gods as their obstacles, the stone-cold wizard and the fiery-hot knight wage a war of love that would sweep up the entire world.Their twisted desire would mercilessly annihilate anything that comes in the way of their love.And their targets? Each other.The road to love was one laden with thorns. Would these two geniuses be genial enough to und…
Witches Vs Werewolves
by Merci_Douglas
"My sweetest little treasure, don't be naive, you are either damned or dead in here, so now be good and scream your loudest for me."Persephone [Psyche] Charming found herself sent away into a strange highschool for troubled teenagers after commiting a crime worthy of hell back home.Soon enough the Witch began to realize these troubled teenagers were more dangerous than the worst of criminals. Especially the Crescent brothers who were more monstrous than animals. °°°"No, whatever you're gonna say…
A Rose Among Handsome Boys
by LeeMaRi1999
Miso is a 22-year-old girl. She is pure but prone to make mistakes. Both she and her twin brother has majored in practical music in high school. It’s been years since she had already graduated, and after working several part-time jobs, she finally had to money to major in Theatre Arts while her twin brother was scouted to become the main vocalist of a band called Blue Rose. But, one day, the manager of the boy band asks her to join the band instead of her twin brother Jay who had vocal cord nodu…
Athlete vs Academician
by Bimbroz
Arya Chayton, seorang remaja yang sangat menyukai olahraga. Cintanya pada olahraga tak setengah hati. Hampir semua permainan olahraga ia kuasai. Arya terkenal cukup nakal di sekolahnya karena sering bolos pelajaran. Ketika mengikuti pelajaran sekalipun, ia lebih memilih tidur atau berbicara dengan temannya sendiri. Namun saat mengikuti ekstrakulikuler, justru ia paling semangat.Sebaliknya, Arya memiliki teman bernama Amelia Regna. Ia gadis seumuran dengan Arya, dan mereka berteman akrab sejak ke…
The boys are back
by AnthoniaBajo
Josie Bolton is an orphan with a terrible life. Her life starts to change when her best friends, her boys and the closest thing she has to brothers come back to town. Together, Josie and the three boys get into all sorts of adventures, from breaking her out of her home which was basically a hell hole to setting her up with her crush. Trust me, you don't wanna miss them fall in love, make new friends, deal with heartbreak, go on crazy adventures and lots more in this book where friendship and fam…
Damn These Boys!
by Illustris
“Uh I never thought that you would actually call me, so I didn’t have anything planned but how about I take you to the movies this Friday?” he asked hopefully.Denise rolled her eyes from beside me probably unimpressed by his confession and lack of smooth talk. It seemed like he was not very experienced in talking to girls and getting their attention which is odd because he looked very cute.If I wasn’t on a mission to hurt boys, I might have given him a chance. “Friday works fine for me. I’ll sen…
Introvert vs Ekstrovert
by Desember_01
Dia introvet bukan cool.he's not ice Prince. Apa jadi nya jika si introvet yang selalu menjaga jarak dari orang justru suatu ketika ia ditarik paksa dari dunia nya oleh sebuah tawa dan senyuman. saat ia tau semua nya apa kah ia harus berhenti? ia di hadapkan 2 pilihan berjuang atau tidak sama sekali.tapi apa iya mampu? mundur atau maju keduanya sama berat nya. lalu ia harus apa?***"senyum dong" suara itu terdengar mengintrupsi bersama an dengan jari yang menarik bibir pria itu hingga terbentuk l…